My husband and I have been married for 30 years because he lacks the ability to schedule his own dental appointments. Copyright 2023 Distractify. Usually, he just doesn't look hard enough. Husband, Im going to the store, do you need anything? In his spare time, Jonas writes books and short stories and likes to draw lighthearted illustrations. Ah, yes, a classic game. Among the "best of" in my household - I slap a pan on the stove (random handle direction), slap some bacon in it, and then I learned that I'm doing it utterly wrong - handle must point east, definitely NOT north. -fight scene- We're going to spend lots of quality time together. If a couple interacts, flirts with each other a little and then spends some time apart in their home, they will naturally start to imagine having sex that day or later that night, which builds up sexual tension between them, he explained. My husband just said, "Okey dokey, Artichokey," and now I'm wondering if anyone can recommend a good divorce lawyer. If you are apart for a few hours, you will naturally be more excited to see them and will potentially treat them better and be more affectionate than you would if you were by their side 24/7.. Think about them, agonize about them inside all you want, but don't start asking them point-blank why they're doing the things the way that they're doing them. Self care and ideas to help you live a healthier, happier life. 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I can't tell you how many times I've had dreams in which I was mad at my husband and then I woke up mad at him in real life for doing the thing he did in the dream. Me: So you go back to the office for work. Honestly, we haven't gotten to this point in our quarantine yet and the only reason for that is that my husband has taken on the bulk of the dish washing. Made it to that level of marriage where you get in trouble for being able to fall asleep so fast. Quarantining is a challenge for everyone, but there is a particularly interesting dynamic for married couples. "I'm always mowing the lawn!" This is a cocktail that, when laid out in a Twitter post, makes a perfect comedy nugget and wisdom bite all at once. Wife: You're doing it wrong. Here are 50 of our favorites: Now that 2020 is finally (almost) over, we're looking back on the year. Every other week, we round up the funniest marriage tweets of the previous 14 days. Looking at these, I wonder if I'm one of the few happy couples under lockdown. It shouldn't hurt your feelings.Husband during quarantine: *crying into gallon of ice cream* I just don't know why she'd say that to me? The boredom is real, people. In 34 years on this planet Ive learned one very important lesson that Im going to pass on to you fellas. Adult flavored, never thought of that. For those reasons, its good for the relationship and is totally normal, natural and healthy to spend some time apart in the home, he added. Could I stay with you for just a couple of days? Rather than putting so much focus on what youre not happy about with the other person, start telling them what you appreciate and love about them, the relationship expert said. Check your inbox, and click on the link to activate your account. My husband is having "craft night" with my mother in a few hours and when I asked if I could come he paused and then said, gently, "we'd really rather you didn't.". I just got my wife a giant ice coffee from my trip to the outside world so dont tell me I dont know a thing or two about foreplay. there's nothing wrong with her but she just realized our new home is 70 miles away from the nearest target. The Bored Panda iOS app is live! Wife: Can I change the channel? Wife: You could have just said no. 50 Of The Funniest Marriage Tweets From The Very Unusual Year Of 2020 Liucija Adomaite and Justinas Keturka As if married life wasn't hard enough already (separate toothpaste tubes since your partner doesn't squeeze it right, anyone? What are you interested in hearing about? @iwearaonesie, Husband got excited thinking I was touching myself under the covers but I was actually just opening a Kit Kat I didnt want to share. JUST LEAVE THE GROCERIES ON THE DOORSTEP.Wife: let me in the fucking house. Did the virus suck all the intelligence out of the country? Amazing. No matter how long you've been married, you're probably learning some things about your partner that you didn't know before. Your image is too large, maximum file size is 8 MB. Now, as 2021 comes to a close, were highlighting the most hilarious and relatable marriage tweets we saw this year. Day. Guys, never go to bed if youre still fighting with your wife. He could not have truly thought this was a good idea? A partner at the law firm Stewarts, Carly Kinch, believes that the reasons why people divorce havent necessarily changed. So snuggle up to the one you love or hide from them in the bathroom and laugh. Your SO wants to sit in front of the computer in his underwear after a long day of work and ramble about his new favourite video game? ", grab a beer and sit back while he cleans to his hearts content! Check your inbox, and click on the link to activate your account. I do all the cooking/cleaning as my lady just has no skill in the field..she made a great adult film actress though! Your image is too large, maximum file size is 8 MB. Jessica Roy from the Los Angeles Times jokes that if you're married, you might find yourself thinking "Who did I marry? My wife finished her shampoo and conditioner at the same time and now Im worried I married a witch, Before quarantine my husband used to eat like 5 Doritos and then fold the bag and put it away and since weve been in quarantine HE STILL DOES THE SAME THING I mean has this situation taught him nothing, Me: Youre SURE you know how to cut hair? Renting a place of their own, working hard to get a promotion at work so they can afford to live on their own, asking a friend if they would be interested in sharing a place, flirting with new people to have a replacement ready, he gave examples of how some people prepare to end their relationship. Lets see if you can relate to these married couples who were doing so much better before the Covid-19 lockdown. I just kissed my husband goodbye as he went to work. She can eat your fries. You secretly have to close all jars with all your strength to become essential again. no shower, no real meals, no going outside. Me, I said what I said.. As for the chores just because somebody is working from home doesn't mean they're suddenly available to do chores. Start writing! 1. I was out of coffee the other morning so my husband said why dont you just have tea instead and next time he wanted a blow job I said why dont you have tea instead and maybe it caused a fight I dont know. so many things running through my head. Husbands love to walk through the background of their wives' Zoom meetings, but it's rarely the other way around. And lots of married folks have decided to take out their feelings about the situation on Twitter, clearly the best place to express your true feelings. Note: this post originally had 150 images. Read on for 25 relatable new ones that will have you laughing in agreement. Commiserate with fellow parents by posting funny parent tweets on Twitter, of course! There's no doubt about it between the hilarious challenges of being quarantined with your spouse due to the pandemic and the everyday hilarity of marriage, husbands, wives, and partners delivered us some seriously funny tweets in 2020. Most importantly, though, husbands, wives, and partners, they all contributed to a huge public service. Check out even more. Whenever my husband calls me from the grocery store he whispers. I still clean the kitchen and make dinner but we still share the chores. I'm definitely more her speed. I hope you enjoy and visit often! Had to fake an injury to get out of doing some of these chores Ive been telling my wife I would do as soon as I had the time. And they marry each other. Maybe she's stroking/licking the knives as she's loading them and looking meaningfully at him? Everyone knows that marriage has its ups, its downs, and its in-betweens. Offers may be subject to change without notice. Me: We all have those days where we just need a laugh to get us through the day. Before marrying someone, listen long and hard to the sounds of their chewing because that's the soundtrack to the rest of your life. Due to personal reasons, Ill be flushing the toilet every time my husband showers this week. Me: you bastard, Omg, I do that too! Hey Pandas, What Are Your Most Useful Travel Tips? Not a good time for equality. Same in my house, we're happy and trying to make the most of this time. @wife_housy, Most of your time being married is spent saying, I never heard you say that. @sarcasticmommy4, When my wife asks me to do the one thing in the bedroom that she really likes, shes talking about vacuuming. Twitter/@JustinGuarini. JUST LEAVE THE GROCERIES ON THE DOORSTEP. I needed this laugh today. Marriage: Part of your knee was on my side of the bed again last night. My husband just said, "Okey dokey, Artichokey," and now I'm wondering if anyone can recommend a good divorce lawyer. @pjtlynch, When I awoke from the car accident in a full-body cast, my wife was right at my bedside to let me know that childbirth is still more painful. Bored Panda has collected some of the most hilarious tweets that show what married life is like now, so scroll down and upvote your faves. This time, she has set out on a journey to investigate the ways in which we communicate ideas on a large scale. Me: I have no say in the matter. We had a good run. Such as, I read an article today that says the number of deaths in the US is up to 36,000 over an 8 week period. Error occurred when generating embed. Wife: let me in the fucking house. Doesn't the house, the kids and pets belong to both spouses? My wife just yelled at me for walking too loudly if any of you were thinking of getting into a relationship. Its been shortened to the top 50 images based on user votes. Somehow, the spouses of Twitter continue to find humor in the minutiae of married life and sum it up perfectly in no more than 280 characters. By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. Me: *Staying inside all day and seeing no one because we are in quarantine* Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Conspiracy Theory? Dad Overhears A Conversation Between His New Wife And His Son, Cancels The Mothers Day Celebration Hed Planned, "He's A Douchebag": 50 People Share What Schoolmates-Turned-Celebrities Were Like Before Fame, "You Are So Beaut-OHGOD! So communicate. Most safe havens and associations are closed, hotels as well. The other day, my husband changed the channel, then wanted to change it again, and was like, "Where's the remote?" [going back to school as an adult]Sorry I'm late with my presentation, I had to teach my husband how to use a blender. Get the latest inspiring stories via our awesome iOS app! And thats no good for anyone. Sure, marriage is about love, trust and the occasional romantic date nightbut it's mostly about all-weekend Netflix binges, yelling to each other from opposite ends of the house . According to Dan, the person whos unhappy with the relationship is likely thinking about or even actively working toward their exit plan for when life goes back to normal. 2017-2023 The Super Mom Life. They're kids. My husband and I have non-traditonal marriage roles. 40 Spot-On Tweets About Marriage That Sum Up What It's All About (New Pics) Rokas Laurinaviius and Justinas Keturka Married life has its highs and lows and a whole lot of mundane moments in between. I don't know if it's that the plots of all movies feel so insignificant compared to the stress of simply being alive or Actually, I'm pretty sure that's it. i feel the saMe: huh? Sent my husband nudes and he asked me which mole I was worried about. But whats been indeed a change was the significant increase in women who are initiating divorces. . But we did go into marriage already giving each other reports about our poops, so nothing much has changed. Not go ahead and do it anyway. Me: *watching my husband take off his socks and leave them in the middle of the living room*, overheard my wife telling old friends from high school that weve been married for 18yrs, and when they asked whats ur secret, my wife said low standards wtf. I think making a blanket statement like that when you have no evidence to back it up. I told my husband I wanted to buy an expensive blender, he said we don't need an expensive blender. MARRIAGE: part of your knee was on my side of the bed again last night. Making Sunday breakfast before marriage: Cute and funMaking Sunday breakfast after marriage and kids: Rage beating eggs and passive aggressively burning bacon, Me - I can't find the sea salt.Wife - It's next to the paprika.Me - No it isn't. Maryfairyboberry (@MaryJustice86) March 30, 2020 2 10 Funny Marriage Tweets That'll Really Hit Home. My husband hasnt turned his TV off in 2 months but hes gonna gripe at me for not turning out a light when I leave the room, yeah okay. That means someone dies every 2 minutes from COVID. Husband: Hey babe, wanna have sex?Me: Will there be snacks? You toast the bread first, dude! Hi! I just know that if I were the one doing dishes, it would be a disaster and we'd be using one bowl and one spoon because that's all we'd have left. By submitting email you agree to get Bored Panda newsletter. Made it to that level of marriage where you get in trouble for being able to fall asleep so fast. He wouldnt stop tickling me, so I bit him in the cheek. That's awesome. So lets see what twenty twenty (w)one had in it for us to laugh at. If I ever refer to my husband as my "rock" on Facebook, I've been hacked. hello? He found out one day when he was home while I worked and actually got mad at me and told me "a break means a break, go do something else". Wife (to kids): Wait till your father comes home!! The Bored Panda iOS app is live! They are not ignoring each other or taking each other for granted if they spend many hours apart in the house or apartment. for our defence, we are both quite geeky and love to be at home, in general, doing on our crafty things then doing a little show and tell session to show the other the progress on our crafts even though none of us really have a clue about what the other is really talking about :) It s great!!! Me: Whatever will keep you awake past the opening credits. ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) February 11, 2023. Get the latest inspiring stories via our awesome iOS app! So I don't try to impose my reality as if it was other people's reality, try doing the same. Express your thoughts and feelings. Distractify is a registered trademark. turns out being married w kids is the ONLY thing keeping me from being a feral animal. She can eat your fries. I swear, sometimes I don't understand how men survive. Don't tell me dreams don't come true! Your account is not active. pic.twitter.com/LQj6XdCjQh, Friendly reminder that its not you, its just the photos your husband takes of you, *winks at security camera as I grab tampons off the shelf for my wife*, it's adorable, my husband thinks i worked out but i just have the face sweats from eating salt and vinegar chips. We call them his talons because they get so long and sharp. That's right: funny tweets about being married. my wife likes to whisper sweet things in my ear in the morning like"the toilet leaked all night and the floor is flooded.". Haha, I can relate! Husbands love to say, "I empty the dishwasher all the time!" Why does it have to be either? My hubby called me by my real name the other day, instead of "dear", "hun", "possum", etc. You can not eat her fries. Dan said that divorce isnt a pleasant experience for neither the man, the woman, nor their children if they have any. You dont want to have to pretend in front of them. Dont forget to check out our funny quotes about love. My husband annoyed me last night so I adjusted the toaster settings slightly this morning. Period. Be right back, my wife is in the kitchen and I need to go stand in front of the cabinet shes about to open. Search, watch, and cook every single Tasty recipe and video ever - all in one place! Secondly, alone time helps people focus on other things and activities that dont involve their spouses. I think it's because women usually try to put themselves together a little bit before they appear on screen whereas men literally don't care. Sometimes adversity does have an upside, she concluded. Me, A bottle of champagne. I would KILL HIM. Next he'll be online shopping for an electric guitar and a 200 Watts amplifier, so you'd better get out of that bathroom. Wife: Is that what you are going to wear? The person may even start denying sex or affection (e.g. Wife: *motions vaguely in the direction of my entire life*, My wife said shed buy her own birthday cake this is a test right. Marriage is hard but when you are with the right person like I am it is sweeter. Hey Pandas, What Are Your Most Useful Travel Tips? Wife: While youre up. My husband brought home unfrosted Pop-Tarts and now I have to file for divorce. Is the concept of humor beyond so many people? However, having some alone time in a relationship is something that both people should be okay with., Dan gave 4 reasons for this. This Queer Quarantine Love Story Captures the Hearts of Everyone Who Reads It, People Are Learning About Their Partners' Work Personalities During Quarantine, Parents Share Hilarious Pictures of What It's Like to Quarantine With Kids. Rather than seeking to win arguments and make the other person feel at fault, try to find things that you agree on and then come to a solution that makes both of you happy, Dan advised. Yet, roughly 6 people die every minute overall. Long story short, how long should I wait before I tell him it arrives tomorrow? Anyone can write on Bored Panda. Definitely get married so you too can enjoy fighting over important issues like different grains of rice before 8AM. Meanwhile, many law-firm professionals specializing in divorces agree that the pandemic created the perfect storm for couples in lockdown. US residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data. #QuarentineLife pic.twitter.com/Z9lgGkh1dy joel (@joelmar28077787) March 19, 2020 12. Husband: *completely and utterly silent* I'd say that's a plus. But of course there are times his chewing annoys me too. What are you supposed to do when you're stuck in your home because of a global pandemic and there is a nest of birds having babies right outside your home, not throw the birds a baby shower? Justin is a photo editor at Bored Panda. My ex is now back to me again as I`m the most happiest man on earth. Me: Im in no mood for your riddles today. I don't understand how men let their toenails get so long. Wife: I am so glad I'm not part of one of those families that always likes to scare each other and prank each other. If you're quarantined with the person you've vowed to be with "'til death," you might relate to these tweets way too much. (Closed), I Make Micro Crochet Toys That Fit In A Tiny Glass Bottle (35 Pics). I control the tv remote while he sighs. Trapped. Me: are you sleeping? I have to say, though, that quarantine is not the time to start nitpicking about your partner's habits out loud. Sources for the statement about the chores, please. Welcome to marriage. 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Me: Something for everyone interested in hair, makeup, style, and body positivity. my husband even manages to make chewing noise when eating ice cream!! ET Quarantining is a challenge for everyone, but there is a particularly interesting dynamic for married couples. He had literally changed the channel not five minutes before. @danielrcarrillo, Before I got married I didnt even know there was a wrong way to put the milk back in the fridge. 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. Employee They Disrespected, I Used AI To See What These 30 Popular Cartoon Characters Would Look Like In Real Life, And Here's The Result (New Pics), People Are Roasting Airbnb For Getting Completely Out Of Hand, Here Are 30 Of The Most Savage Tweets, 30 Pictures Of Beautiful Bangladeshi People By Mou Aysha (New Pics), 79 Surreal Images Of Sneakers Placed In Some Very Interesting Locations By Carlos Jimnez Varela. My wife: I also whisper everything I read. Wife and I are drinking outside on the deck and the neighbors are also outside having a massive argument so looks like our night just planned itself, me: i'll have the sloppy joewife: this is a fancy restaurant, idiotme: apologies, I'll have the uncouth josephwaiter: excellent choice, sir, Me: wowWife: *lording over the many amazon boxes* it is a bountiful harvest, My husband asked me what I need at Target Target will tell me what I need thanks. Looking for more laughs? This is really f*****g insidious. I love you. When are men available to do chores? My marriage vows never said anything about removing a bevy of various sized pillows from the couch before laying down on it. The CDC has provided this chart for what you should do if you are exposed to someone with COVID-19 or if you become sick or test positive. Whether you were recently married or you've been married for many years, we all know that it's not always puppies and roses. People may receive compensation for some links to products and services on this website. 10. my husband took my kids upstate for the weekend so I could have time to write, and it took me exactly ONE day to revert to my single self. You've always had the underlying current of I'm unhappy with this or that at home. But I think it has just brought the focus on domestic arrangements really into much more sharp focus than they would ordinarily be, she told the BBC. The look in my wifes eyes when she left for Target makes me think she is going to try and save the economy in one trip. Are you going to stay awake past the opening credits?Wife: *already asleep*, Me: Am I annoying you?My husband: no.Also my husband: pic.twitter.com/EuhLIH7Q9T. First of all, it gives the couple time to miss each other. I don't know what it is. This makes you appreciate the other person more when you do spend time with them. Me: I HATE THIS PLACE IT SUCKS HERE. Just to clarify, MIL stands for "mother in-law". 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